What a cat

Another cat documentary post. 

Have been slacking the whole day.  Sleep till noon, and do absolutely nothing for the rest of the day...



Mood:  Lazy, Itchy...
Music:  Joy Williams - Charmed Life

Have you got your humour yet?

Just a random humour post. Enjoy.



Here's the part II. Is hilarious.



Music: Arriety's Song - Cecile Corbel
Mood: Stomach is hurting from the laugh.

Bento attempt...

I saw a picture of bear bento with curry long time ago, and thought that I should give it a try sometimes in the future.

Since I just cooked some curry today, I thought I should try it out.

Here's the bear bento that I am trying to mimic:

Isn't it cute?  Sorry for the fuzzy photo.  This is the only pic I have.

And, my attempt:

Yes, I know I failed miserably.  The face is a little dirty; the eyes, ears, and hands are not in symmetry; the eyes should belong to a cat; just plain odd looking.  My curry is not runny either.  The only thing that is symmetry is the nose part.  Anyway, at least I have give it a try. 

Then I found this:

Double sadness.  Mine can't even look as cute as this one. 

Ya, I guess I am not going to try that again, just to embarrass myself once more.

Music:  4AM - Kaskade (Remix)

Mood:  Laughing at my own failure, lol.

Real Pastor

I went to a Sunday service back a few months ago (which means I have not been to a church for a long long time!!  *Gasp*)

Well, nowadays Sunday Services are no longer seriously conducted as we humans are easily bored.  In order to keep up with the world, sermons are conducted quite differently compared with the old times.  Pastors now include some real life jokes to keep us on the same page down there (when they see some "hippo")).

Here's one that I heard back a few months back.

One day, the pastor was on the road rushing to a meeting.  While he waits for his turn at a traffic light, he saw a small sized car drove up the curve.  But the car didn't make it through.  So one side of the car tires was stucked in the curve.  Being a pastor, one should not just advice the others to do the right things, but he/she has to do the same first. 

Here comes the dilemma.  But the pastor was in a rush to go for the meeting.  Yet, if he doesn't help this person who is stuck in the traffic up, any church member sees this might think that this pastor is just a fake.  Only know how to talk, but actually did nothing as he/she advice people to do.  He is worrying that church members will bash him at the church.  He then comment that "It's hard to be a pastor nowadays"...

So the pastor ended up helping the car that's stuck.  After helping the car getting off the curve, the person came out and said:  " Pastor X, you are a true pastor who really do help people those in need." 

Pastor then comment: "Oh my, I am so glad that I have made the right decision to help that person up.  This proves again, pastor is hard to be nowadays..."  I was laughing so hard down there. 

Random pic for the random joke.  Ciao.

Mood:  ♫♪♫♪
Music:  Naturally - Selena Gomez

Long time no joke.

I noticed that my blog is lack of some jokes lately. So... the other day, I purposely read some newspaper and got some(forgot all of them but one), somewhat funny joke to share. So here we go.

Husband: Why do you always keep my picture in your purse when you go to work?

Wife: It makes me feel better if I face difficulties in the office.

Husband: Aww~ I didn't know that my picture alone can create such a remedy to you.

Wife: I will just look at your picture and think to myself, what other difficulties that are harder to handle than the one in the picture that I have already handled?


Haha, I find it quite funny.  Here's another one, in picture.  I took it from a T-shirt I saw. 

Really?  But I notice men don't really fart.  It is usually the women farts more that scared the men away, especially after dating for a while and men thinks that women are just that perfect...

Took it from the same shop where I found the T-shirt.  Quite funny, eh?

Mood:  Worry
Music:  This Is Love - By2